Saturday, September 29, 2012

Miss My Car And Retirement Registry

My CAR: Cute, good on gas mileage, small, trunk door stays closed, window wipers turn off, starts with just one turn of the key, seat controls keep you in place, and it doesn't sound like a truck.

His car: Size of an aircraft carrier, premium gas, trunk door partially open, turn off car to turn off window wipers, three times to start, when you arrive at your destination you are sitting in a foxhole, you can hear it coming three blocks away.

I miss my car!! Maybe The Old Man should get one like mine!!

Additions to the Retirement Gift Registry: A new antenna for the living room TV, gift cards for Bob Evans and other national chains (for his travels).

Loving retirement??

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