Dear Thief in Air Jordon's

Dear Thief,

For the one that got into our cars: Well, yes, we didn't lock the cars because we don't want to clean up broken glass and pay for new windows. Did you really need the $ 1.57 in the tray? Or the orange topped flashlight? At least you left the neighbors drivers license where I saw it and could return it.

For the thief that broke into our church: Must say, you have balls to break into a church. The Higher power saw what you did. And how much did you get?? Offering is deposited every Sunday and the grocery gift cards haven't been there ever since the church started a food pantry. Yes, you may have noticed the food pantry, since you were in there. Hope you liked the new classrooms that you made a mess of. Also hope you liked the way the Old Man fixed the office door (after the last break in). The Old Man and I were trying to save money, by fixing rather than replacing the door, and the repair cost less than $25. Now the church may have to purchase a new door at a cost of $225! But hey, by kicking in the door, you left your Air Jordon shoe print. Yes, the police have the shoe print plus your finger prints.

Dear Thieves: Get a JOB !